So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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8===D

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Anti Joke

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