- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

what this: b a dead one of these: p

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

I'm rick james bitch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

I wrote a funny joke.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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