- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

whats 69+2? 71

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Your face

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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