- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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