What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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