- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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