- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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