how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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hey, my names mark.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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