- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

I grunt when I poop.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Guess what? Bananas

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