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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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