-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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