Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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