What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Ross.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How old are you? 20

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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