A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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2 + 2 = 4

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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