Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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