What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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