Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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The Moon Landing.

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