- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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