what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

TIMMAH!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

YOU

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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