Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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