- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

hello

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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