kcuf read it backwards

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Your Mother

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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