Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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