whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Your social life.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

this website even though its hilarious.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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