What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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did you stub your toe?

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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