Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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this is not a joke. jks

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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