- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

how do you save a black man ... u don't

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Reading books

A sober Amy Winehouse

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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