- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

i just wrote this so hard

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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