What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Where are you going Your house

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What did the teacher do? He taught.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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