- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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