- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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