- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

I am a women

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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