knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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