Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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