- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

WHO WANTS SOW????

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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