- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Darude- Sandstorm

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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