- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Misner is a twat.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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