- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What happen? Idk...

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Dont read this joke

Knock knock... Home invasion

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Womens rights

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

I died shortly after writing this.

you will now laugh.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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