Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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