What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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mark is religion

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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