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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

kcuf read it backwards

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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