Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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MySpace.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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