What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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racism...deal with it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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