Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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