- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Your text.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Poker? I barely even know her.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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