jibby jobby

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Womens basketball

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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