- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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