- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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