- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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