Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

gay people

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

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